I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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