I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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