but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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