I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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