She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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