omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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