ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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