super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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