She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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