I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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