I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Success! We fucked roommates!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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