yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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