You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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