Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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