physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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