Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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