Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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