if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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