I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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