Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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