she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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