Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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