hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He's on the porch naked. Help.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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