I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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