Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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