susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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