As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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