The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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