yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime