David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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