It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
