Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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