what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
