he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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