i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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