If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend