Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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