I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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