nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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