Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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