I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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