Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Come see our sink grown plant.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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