Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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