And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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