He told me they were just razor bumps!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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