Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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