so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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