we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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