I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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