So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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