i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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