i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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