idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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